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     Greg's Quotes

"The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will ask, 'Specify  type of goat'" --Jason Alexander (George on Seinfeld)

"Luge strategy? Lie Flat and try not to die." --Carmen Boyle (Olympic Luge Gold Medal Winner - 1996)

"I read somewhere that 77% of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23% who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." --Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead)

"I decided to go out and kill the hottest person around, and then I realized suicide is a crime." --Unknown (contributed by Brittany)

"Party hard, rock & roll, drink a beer, smoke a roll, life is great, sex is more, we're the class of 2004!" --Unknown (contributed by Jessica)

"It's my world and everyone is just in it." --Unknown

"If winning isn't everything, then why keep score?" --Unknown

"If you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?" --Chris Farley

"Never put off until tomorrow what your can put off until the day after tomorrow." --Unknown

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement." --Charles Shultz

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper." --Jerry Seinfeld

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." --Rita Mae Brown

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried!" --Unknown (contributed by Jillien)

"A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted." --Helen Rowland (contributed by Pauline)

"Love thine really pisses them off." --Anonymous (contributed by Pauline)

"Don't eat yellow snow." --Frank Zappa

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                                                                                                                                                             Ok well for now that's it, I would like to thank everyone who I got these quotes from. Oh and if you want to bookmark this page I'll try to keep adding quotes and taking some off that people think our stupid, once again my email address is so email me! Thanks for looking at my page though.

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